Ok, Joe….now do that while you’re lying down.
Oh, and also, I’m on top of you.
Or under you. I’m not picky.
I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
I call bullshit on him being the poster child for partial nudity! Weren’t we promised full frontal?? His ass (and peen) needs to be the poster child for hard-on-rock-out-with-my-cock-out-full-frontal-assault-to-my-senses-and-lady-parts nudity.
We just can’t get enough of Joe! We hope you feel the same way. Here’s a sneak peek inside this week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly which features interviews from the scantily clad cast, including our very own Joe Manganiello who refers to himself as the “poster child” for partial nudity.